{"id":49,"date":"2009-12-09T10:35:45","date_gmt":"2009-12-09T10:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/?p=49"},"modified":"2009-12-15T18:37:21","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T18:37:21","slug":"the-naked-mole-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/the-naked-mole-rat","title":{"rendered":"The Naked Mole Rat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-150\" title=\"Ug-Mole-rat\" src=\"http:\/\/poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Ug-Mole-rat.gif\" alt=\"Ug-Mole-rat\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Ug-Mole-rat.gif 200w, https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Ug-Mole-rat-150x150.gif 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Heterocephalus glaber<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yes, we\u2019re<br \/>\nBALD.<br \/>\nTOPLESS<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nBUTT NAKED.<br \/>\nBARE.<br \/>\nWe have no clothes,<br \/>\nwe have no hair,<br \/>\nand we don\u2019t care.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We\u2019re NUDE.<br \/>\nNot<br \/>\na STITCH.<br \/>\nIn<br \/>\nthe BUFF.<br \/>\nTo<br \/>\nbe honest, love,<br \/>\nwe just can\u2019t get<br \/>\nSTARKERS enough.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">EXPOSED.<br \/>\nIn<br \/>\nthe RAW.<br \/>\nAnd<br \/>\nWRINKLY.<br \/>\nIn<br \/>\nthe absolute PINK.<br \/>\nAnd we\u2019re gorgeous!<br \/>\nDon\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 Liz Brownlee, Illustrator: Rose Sanderson<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/poems\">Back to Poems<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heterocephalus glaber Yes, we\u2019re BALD. TOPLESS and BUTT NAKED. BARE. We have no clothes, we have no hair, and we don\u2019t care. We\u2019re NUDE. Not a STITCH. In the BUFF. To be honest, love, we just can\u2019t get STARKERS enough. EXPOSED. In the RAW. And WRINKLY. In the absolute PINK. And we\u2019re gorgeous! Don\u2019t you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,144,150,151,154,158,164],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems-from-my-books","tag-joy","tag-eye","tag-glide","tag-dust","tag-hear","tag-love","tag-earth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":153,"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.poetlizbrownlee.co.uk\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}